Thursday 10 December 2009

Christmas Don't

Brace Yourselves

Katie Price




Fair Enough, Katie Price has never been very popular with any respectable member of the general public, with the exception of Peter Andre who we all adore, but this year has been a particularly terrible one for Katie Price, and the downward spiral which is her life has yet to level out.

2009 Didn't start off too bad for Jordan, her own TV show on ITV 2 respectively with her devoted and adored husband Peter Andre, an enterprise of children and adult books (which are atrocious by the way, but still bestsellers), still doing regular photoshoots for whichever warped person would actually want her to, and on top of that, still managing to see her kids every so often. Life was not too bad! But then, disaster struck!

Her husband couldn't take her nonsense anymore!




Yes, on 15 May 2009, it was announced that Peter Andre and Katie Price had ended their 3 and a half year marriage, the reasons hazy, but we all made an educated guess that her selfish, self-centric behaviour had probably proved too much for Andre and he decided to break it off. Who could blame him?

People love the underdog, and this was no exception, the general public completely stood behind Andre in the whole ordeal and developed yet another hatred for cosmetic Katie. At a time like this, a celebrity may only have a small group of people to turn to, and that is their management team, however in a shocking turn of events they ALSO took Andre's side and completely DROPPED Katie from their roster, signing Andre instead!

Less than a month later it was announced that Katie was shacking up with Former Hollyoaks Star-Turned Mixed Martial Arts Fighter-Part Time Crossdresser and Theatrical Rapist Alex Reid, which the press had a field day with. At this time Andre remained Graceful and gentleman-like, which angered her even more!

Her face was not out of the tabloids for the next few months, a story here, a story there, usually revolving round her bizzare new romance and her foolish antics, Soon it was September which was another terrible month for Katie;

'In September 2009 Katie was heard complaining about the scars on her breasts left from cosmetic surgery. This angered breast cancer sufferers as Katie recently did a photoshoot for Asda's tickled pink breast cancer awareness campaign. As a result Katie was dropped by Asda.'

Now that has got to come as a blow, not only have you been dropped by your husband and your management team, YOU HAVE ALSO BEEN DROPPED BY A MEDIOCRE SUPERMARKET.

In the same month she caused a tabloid field day again, when she sensationally claimed that she had been raped by a "famous celebrity".
That is low, trying to win sympathy votes by crying rape?

As if things couldn't get any worse for Katie, she was also grilled by American comic Chelsea Handler live on American Television, completely stranded without a paddle.



Katie was at the lowest point of her career. Or so we thought?

In November, she decided to return to the jungle in 'Im a Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here' AGAIN in a desperate effort to win the public trust back? Did we ever give her it? Needless to say this completely failed and in the 8 days she spent there before walking out due to sheer embarrassment, the public voted for her to participate in a disgusting trial an amazing SEVEN CONSECUTIVE TIMES!

Within her time on the show she dumped boyfriend Alex Reid LIVE on television, that's cold even for her.

2009 hasn't ended very well for Katie Price, perhaps she could turn things round in 2010, but it would take something special to do that.

Cheers
Thompson

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