Permission to Rot my mind

Ladies and gentlemen, tonight i present you with a warning.

These days, some of us students (i.e Me) have a lot more spare time, and with this spare time comes impatience.

My warning to you is whatever you do in these times of trouble;
DO NOT EVER UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH BBC THREE.

Ok maybe i'm being a bit harsh, you're allowed to watch Family Guy, but apart from that
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!

The last few days I have been half watching/half researching for this blog, because i knew I would end up talking about it, and i literally feel like my mind is deteriorating by the second, whenever I have one of their ludicrous shows on.

Let me give you a taster of some of the quality programming on BBC Three,
Well currently, there is a program called; 'Young, Dumb and Living off Mum'

They have rounded up a gang of teenage to early adult idiotic wankers who don't work or go to school, and put them all in the same house where they are expected to clean, cook, and fend for themself whilst they are set tasks and shit. They are rewarded for being mature, for example, cooking a pot noodle will get you a gold star or some shit like that. The worst thing is, it's entertaining.

Heres another one -

My Big Decision

This show has a new topic every time, here are some examples

Sex: Two 15 year olds make the decision if they want to lose their virginity before the legal age of consent, they go on a sex education holiday with their (single) parent which includes rubbing lube on a dildo, a semina on orgasms, and visiting amsterdam to see how free love has a positive effect on the public.

They will go away from it WANTING TO HAVE SEX!

Pregnancy: Two 16 year olds make the decision if they want to have a baby yet or not, drama and fat suits all around.

Boob Job: Once again, Two teenagers decide whether they want to get a boob job in order to make themself into a glamour model or whatever the fuck reason people might want one.

Sorry, why does every MY BIG DECISION have to be about things to do with your genitals, why can't there be like MY BIG DECISION: The Supermarket, in which people decide whether they will purchase Wheeto's or Coco Pops, they both turn the milk brown, but which is tastier?


Underage and Pregnant

Quite self-explanatory, following a bunch of knocked up slags for a week, telling them how shit their life is gonna be when slag junior drops out. Also introducing them to fellow cretans who were too shy to shout 'pull out ya div' who also have a shit life. Joy!

Just a few examples of what the Beeb has to offer. This is reality television in its lowest form!

I dunno what I'm moaning for though, the fact that I have watched them and now have an actual opinion on them, makes me even more pathetic than they are.

I need a hobby.

Or at least a long tie, some ladies tights, and an amyl nitrite laced satsuma, if you know what i'm getting at.

Cheers

Thompson